Almost as funny as when you kept yelling at us for eating your food and then it turned out it was never us, it was just the mice living in our shit-hole of an apartment.
That was Abram and his Little Debbie Oatmeal cookies, ya jerk. I remember it all coming together when he found an empty package with mouse turds in it.
Ah, that’s right! Which begs the question - why the fuck was I eating fake Oreos to begin with? How does a corner store...
No they definitely at e a bunch of your fake oreos Corey, and you thought it was one of us, but the only way we found...
Oh yea because they actually figured out at way to open the package and pull the cookie out and then shit in the empty...