My buddy Abram came over for the Superbowl this year and when I went to offer him a beverage, we opened the fridge and there was actually soda, purple stuff (some kinda weird drink my dad made) and Sunny D.
It was a pretty terrific moment.
I can’t wait ‘til you guys live here and we can have this kind of insanity all of the time.
Remember that one time I went to get a plate out of the cabinet, but I opened the wrong cabinet that never ever had plates in it? OH MY GOD HOW FUNNY WAS THAT
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