Doing my best Chris Reject.
I haven’t let my beard grow out in a while. It’s been a couple of weeks now, though, and I really feel like a bum. I don’t know if I like having a beard anymore. And I’m tired of wearing glasses.
What the fuck is happening.
You’re getting there, but you should add about 100 tear-stained boxes of shirts and records in the background that you...
You wish you could look as good as this Old Man